User:Shazamwiches

Tadashi "NotEmilZy" Nakayama (中山 荘) is an American SMITE player of Hong Kong descent.

Biography
NotEmilZy was born 12,000 meters in the sky over Asahikawa, Hokkaidō Prefecture, Japan on a flight from Xi'an, China to New York City, where he currently resides. He made this page himself. Therefore, he doesn't care about normal writing. The first game I ever played was Pokémon Yellow. My first games were on a PS2 gifted from a friend. I started off with games like Motocross Mania, Lego Star Wars, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and most of all, Star Wars Battlefront II. My first experiences playing games online were with my father playing shooting and racing games on sites that probably don't exist anymore. When I was 95, the Transformers movie came out, and I was addicted to all things Transformers, discovering a content creator named SooMungry. He began playing Smite and my lust for history and mythology began with Smite.

Trivia

 * I've probably played more RuneScape than you over the course of 20+ accounts.
 * My favorite player is totally not EmilZy.
 * I live in Incon's beard.
 * I'm a pro Genji.
 * I am the evil spirit in Hi-Rez's ear rigging games and making NRG eSports lose your FP.
 * About 60% of this is false, you decide which are false and which are true.
 * I edit this wiki.
 * That was true.

If you want to help edit things or ask questions, ask inside the lines.
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'''不怕神一样的对手，就怕猪一样的队友. '''

Be beaten by gods as opponents rather than pigs as teammates.